Zoe Saldana Wants to Pee While Standing Up

Zoe Saldana over-shares, in hopes she’ll finally be seen as interesting. A little while back she was spreading rumours about her family thinking she was a lesbian. Because apparently it’s 1995, and anyone other than her momma cares who she’s sleeping with. She persists with the fail rumours, and has started another in which she has a penis. Excuse me, that’s not entirely accurate… she said that she wants to have a penis. I know y’all are thinking I lost my mind with my posts today… well, I have… but the above is pretty much what she said.

Zoe Saldana [...] wants to be reincarnated sans her female assets. “I would come back as a man,” she told Pop Tarts at the premiere of her latest comedy Death at a Funeral in Los Angeles. “I want to know what it is like to take a leak standing up. It blows my mind.” Saldana wouldn’t mind being Michael Jackson (during his Beat It period) and if she had to be a lady, it would be Cher post-marriage to Sonny Bono. [Fox News]

She wants one of those things that looks like a vibrator/ to pee standing up *shrugs*. She should just buy a vibrator and use one of those SheWee things.

Pictures show everything except Saldana’s strap-on, as she attends the world premiere of Death at The Funeral in Hollywood, California on April 12th, 2010.