Skipping the part where I could have slipped the word ‘cock’ into the title and no one would have noticed, because this is my one SRS BSNS post of the week, it turns out Zac Efron has been doing coke this whole time. I don’t pay attention to blind items, so maybe the amount of cocaine Zac’s been doing isn’t new information. But I don’t pay attention to him at all, except maybe to acknowledge that he’s alive or whatever. So it’s news to me. E! broke the story that Zac has been out of rehab for five months, adding ‘He’s healthy, happy and not drinking… He’s taking time to focus on working.’ PEOPLE adds, Zac is ‘doing great… [h]e’s taking care of himself and it shows.’ However, TMZ says E! is full of s**t because alcohol is the least of Zac’s problems. He was in rehab, however, it was to take care of his cocaine abuse. TMZ says it became a problem back in April, during the filming of Seth Rogen’s movie, Neighbors, when Zac would miss days of work. A production source says it was an open secret on set, ‘It was common knowledge he was struggling with cocaine.’ In addition, other sources confirm he’s been doing ‘Molly’, the party drug, which is a pure form of Ecstasy.