File this one under ‘Y’ for ‘yuk’… or ‘O’ for ‘oh no dey dih-ent’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Reports are in today that some sick TCAP escapee, stole and is now attempting to sell, piccies of baby Cheeto, Jamie Lynn Spears, breast-feeding her ickle one, Maddie Brianne.
Please read the below, while I puke in mah bucket.
According to TMZ.
The pics were taken on Casey’s digital camera. We’re told he took the camera card to his local Wal-Mart in Louisiana for copies. Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them.
Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling the pics — or buying them — could constitute a violation of federal laws prohibiting child pornography. Peddling pictures of a minor’s breast — even if not taken for sexual purposes — could land the seller and the buyer in federal prison if they are marketed across state lines for the purpose of being lurid. Also, anyone purchasing the pics could be prosecuted for the crime of receiving stolen property.
Authorities are trying to find the man who is attempting to sell the photos. In addition, we’re told Britney’s lawyers are thinking about going after Wal-Mart for the alleged security breach.
There are no real details as yet, as to whom this moron is trying to sell the pics.
Spears being jailbait aside for one minute – really – celebs breastfeeding *perplexed* really?
What next, piccies of them on-the-job or going to the loo? I mean there are thoooose piccies of me floating about online, showing me in a compramising positions, but I guess that is for me to explain away another day.
Have we really sunk to that level that we really need to see that…
As an aside - Anyone who is too much of a dirty pleb to realise *tilts head* – I’z ask retorikal kwestion – the sexier/ male version of me over at DListed can explain this to you far better than I can:
Ewww. First of all, if you’re at all interested in seeing a picture of JL feeding her baby, then do us all a favor and go to your nearest free clinic. Ask them about their complimentary psychiatry services. All you have to do is tell them that you really want to see a picture of 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears’ post-pregnancy titty squirting out Kool-Aid and leche. They will immediately escort you to a back room and we won’t hear from you for a few months, but it will be for the best.
[IMAGE CREDIT: Pacific Coast News]
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