So, apparently some colon-blow, tweeny-bopper film, with a greasy looking lead male, is the BIGGEST THING to hit Western cinema since ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Gotta be honest, been deliberately sticking my head in the sand whenever I hear people mentioning this film, as I refuse to succumb to such an obvious marketing campaign. When I see ‘clever’ new-fangled marketing, it makes me want to poke out my eyes with stale Cheetos, rather than let the phucking bastard marketers win. Like, DAMN YOU with your auto-play audio adverts on every GD blog I visit. DAMN YOU with your magazine covers and actor bios scattered hither-and-thither where celebbloggers are going to find/ publish them.
The 10 second snippet of the movie trailer that I did catch was by accident and was nothing miraculous.
From what I know of the film, it stars a guy who could easily be Crackie McBeehive’s younger, crackier brother; a man, who I shall assume is of an age where it is not LOLsome to call him a man (can’t be bothered to look up his age). The other stars are so completely uninteresting and shoved out of the public eye, by the oily protagonist, that I cannot even summon the words, to describe them here articulately.
WILL YOU BE WATCHING TWILIGHT?
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so it’s a movie about a guy with super powers who likes red heads? i live that every day…not really all that interesting. (=
chris´s last blog post..saga of the treo (and a contest!)…
Yeah, flying through windows holding people under your arm and stopping giant SUV’s from crashing into people – yawn. These everyday chores are SO BORING.
But – - one warning – - are you aware of what modern day Kryptonite is made up of?
Beyonce “Sucha Farce” Knowles performing “Single Ladies” or “Dingel” Girls” or “Put a ring on it” or whatever the F**k it is called – - watching her bump and grind and spank her own ass is so nauseating, well, you are unable to kill a fly with a flyswatter after that, so………..BEWARE!!!!!!
BTW – funny she picked up the nickname “Sucha Farce” BEFORE we all saw that she thoroughly ripped off Bob Fosse.
That poor guy must have been a very bad man when he was alive, as he is now in purgatory, forced to watch her over….and over….and over…..until he finally screams,
“JUST TAKE ME, SATAN!! PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!
@ Chris – Agreed!
@ KMJ – Please, please, stop my sides are splitting from all the LOLing!
Sorry miss – just statin’ the fact’s miss, that’s all. Just the facts.