Woohoo…
For the third time, a blog birfday falls on a weekend (SON OF A B*TCH…) and I know all my crack-addicted readers will be in the gutter and not online reading my site. I was totally not going to write myself a birthday post for my first year anniversary running the site. But then I thought, screw it… it’s been a damn hard year and I have a lot to be thankful for. I’m not, as you will know by now, quite articulate enough to express it… but I am ever so grateful.
First off, it would be easier to state what great things I have managed to avoid. Traps, if you will, that I totally thought I would fall into within the first year. I assumed that within a year of sharing my caustic (lack of) wit with people it would wear out and expire. Like, it’s in short supply and within the first few weeks I would have run out of things to say and I’ll end up running a site as (subjectively) personality-free as I deem some others to be. That seems not to be the case, and though I swear a little less as I get older, by no stretch have I run out of peen, vadge, crack or alcohol-based jokes to share with the masses. Other people’s actual rehab is my crack and I feed off it like Hohan feeds off of cokey snorts.
I managed not to run the site into the ground, yet. I managed not to pee off too many people – try as I might. I managed not to develop one of the many substance abuse problems I mock these celebridiots for. I also managed not to have the complete breakdown I was predicting. I’m a little disappointed about that last one; what can I say, I’m still working on it.
I want to take this opportunity to thank the incredible fellow bloggers, media agencies and news agencies that have supported this coke wh*re of a mess blogger and her grammatically woeful escapades. Thank you too readers – for not judging my total lack of ability to punctuate a sentence. I prolly could if you tried…. but I’d have to come down first and that’s a lot of trouble to do umpteen times per day. Sorry.
Here’s to another happy addiction-free year!
Happy birfday to me…
Happy birfday to me…
Happy birfday to meeeeeeeeee…
Happy birfday to me…
HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU – how exciting! Here’s to many, many more!
CHEERS & MUCH LOVE –
MK xoxo
Oooooh, MK. Nice to see you here!
Thank you so much for stopping by. It means the world – really. Yours was pretty much the first big site to take notice of what I was doing and just after I started. A lot of the site’s “visibility” early on was thanks to you. For that I am ever so thankful. xoxo
Happy birthday, dahling. You look mahvelous!
Thank you Agent Bedhead – you know, it’s odd. But in a year, I’ve not moved from this position…. I’ve been sat perched on the same chair for 12 whole months. Lawd!
As with MK, I would like to thank you for being one of the first people to show support to my site. Mine is a site only a mother or person with a fairly high pain threshold could love. It means a lot that you’ve stuck around as a link partner and great friend in all this time.
x
my movie blog turns 1 tuesday and my other blog turnd 1 back in june. all these 1 yr olds running around here, huh? lol
we have to do asomething about you noth aving that breakdown…hehehe
i’ll spare you from having to hear me sing happy birfday (you’re beter off that way, trust me) lol
how about we just toast to 1 yr and hope for many more!
Maybe it’s something about certain times of year that sees people start these sites at the same time. Who knows. Thanks for the wishes *lifts glass and toasts….*
seems like it’s been around longer…maybe time is not flying by as quickly as i had thought.
happy burfday ripple!
Ha, thanks
Feels like a year… though most of it is a haze. Been nice being your ripple for a good chunk of that time Señor.
Now honey – you have helped others such as myself not wallow in the breakdown gutter, it really is only fair that you get one.
Here is my Birfday present to you.
How to lose one pound of sanity per day with no diet or exercise?
Start writing about American politics.
In three weeks, you’ll be wailing so hard even Little LindsayLo will go deaf and try to drive away, taking out yet another innocent tree.
And if you ever stop doing this, well – you will make a two year old cry. I’ll have to write a WHAAAAAA song about the trauma.
H.B., A.G.
hugs, kisses
Kel
That’s a fabulous tagline – teehee. Thank you for both of the birfday wishes. I wish I were better versed in several areas, so the site could be a little more diverse. I’ll tread the well-worn path for now. But who knows what the future may hold…
xoxo
Now wait, wait, WAIT! Writing about American Politics was intended only to give you the birthday breakdown you are wishing for!
If you change your mind and just want an Ipod or something, please, go for that rather than the slimy, mind twisting hell of American Political Writers Breakdown and Meltdown.
Besides, it is not conducive to a real writing career – all you do is wind up in the middle of the street, naked, drunk, and screaming. Very little proper writing gets done.
Tomas sends his big Birthday kiss!
We Heart U!!
…oh good. I have a hard enough time keeping up with domestic politics. Let alone anything foreign. Should I ever wish to push harder for that breakdown, I will bear your suggestion in mind.
alas, i have failed u as a (what i thought was) a faithful reader!!!! i would have gotten a cake, a present or at the very least a damn card if i would have known!!!!!!!!!!! jeez, i feel such the cad….. well,
HAPPY B-Day none the less, keep it going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next year i’ll do better, i swear!!!!
again….. H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! ! ! !
I thought you’d falled off the face of the earf, Ken! Thanks for stopping by once more and for taking the time to leave that note. Wooo!
Happy Birthday! It’s been great getting to know you during the year. I can’t wait to know you for many more years. Love you!
Nice to see you around, TayTay. It’s been my pleasure knowing you too. Lots of Love xoxo
I’m heading to the gutter in about 15. Happy Bitchday…er…Birthday.
You still is muh favourite skank!
You’re headed to the gutter? Ooh, I’m already there. See you in a few
Oh yeah, and I think you are my single most loyal commenter. You’ve been on here a lot longer than most of the community members and the fact that you stuck with me so long really means a lot. x
Just discovered your blog today, will keep an eye on it in the future. Love the name you chose for it!
Hey Jeni – I see you came over from Celeb Dirty Laundry. Nice to meet you and thanks for stopping by and for leaving a birfday comment. P.S. Thanks for the compliment. You have a cute site too!
wow! congratulations. that’s fantastic!
x
Thanks for stopping by thesydneygirl – I appreciate you taking the time to leave that note. x
Congratulations! You’re doing so amazingly well…you’d never know it was a young site!
I thought I was seeing things for a second! Thank you so much for stopping by Travis. You’ve saved my skin on so many occasions – this site would not be able to run so smoothly without you!
Happy Birthday! You’re doing a fantastic job. : )
Howdy – thank you so much for your continued support Starcasm!
Happy birthday!!!! I know I’m a little late, but I had to leave some love! Yay to twitter for introducing me to you and your site! You’re awesome and the site will only get bigger and better with each year!
Wow TJ – Thank you so much for stopping by! Yours is an amazing site. Seeing sucesses like yours makes me want to work even harder and grow the site as big as it can go. It was nice meeting you on Twitter too… I’ve made so many good friend on there