Oh, I hope so… the sinful, blasphemous puns just write themselves don’t they!
The rumour mill is in overdrive today, after word that roid-vag Madge and her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz may be stepping out as a couple for the first time at the Oscars.
“Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night. Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!” Says OK magazine.
“She’ll put to rest any rumor that Jesus was ‘just a model’ during that racy W photo shoot,” the source adds. “Madonna and Jesus’ romance is real.”
Image credit to Splash News.
I hope he talks on the red carpet cause he looks like a mimbo.
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the religious jokes of these two are just too easy. lol
@ Firecracker – I hope he is a Beckham type. Pretty but you feel embarrassed for them as soon as they speak.
@ MM –