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Why The Eff Wasn’t This Used As Her Video?

My favourite hot tranny mess, Christina Aguilera, can be seen below in the new Target commercial, which promotes her new album, ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better — A Decade of Hits’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This video is sooo much better than that Credit Crunch Ninja bitch-slapped, poor-arse-excuse for a music video that she released a few weeks ago. This promo is kinda bitchin’. Chrissy looks less tranny in it and also it looks like it cost more than a buck fifty… SCORE!

Also I notice Tar-jay’s not so effing subtle attempt at hypnotising me with all their sexy circular imagery. For example Chrissy has Target wristbands and contact lenses. Must confess, that doesn’t make me wanna go buy her album (though I have no doubt that it is all kinds of 90′s awesome). It does, however, make me wanna go shooting. Like clay-pigeon shooting or something. Or maybe ‘Aguilera sucky CD’ shooting. Like throw them up in the air and watch the tacky, electro-pop filled shrapnel fly. WHEEEEEE!

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2 Comments

  1. Eric says:

    If I see that damn commercial one more time…I am going to go shooting all right…

    Nah, but I might bitch about it.

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    1. Eric – I’m in the UK which is a Tar-jay free zone. Not seen this before :P