Why Does This Child Never Sleep?

Am I the only one who has noticed the flood of night time paparazzi pictures, starring of our beloved little Alien Princess, Suri Cruise, that have surfaced of late – why does this poor child never sleep [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Last time I checked, homegirl was two-years-old; which is apparently not even old enough for her to be trusted to walk on her own and so she is always carried around, like a sack of potatoes. Why then is this toddler NEVER in bed before dark?

When I don’t nap, like 10 times and get at LEAST 10-hours of sleep, I’m such a diva the next day; slurring my words and falling over like I just drank a bowl of tequila. How then is it that a baby who still does adorable things like pick her nose in public, is being dragged around hither and thither by her crazay arse parentals. 

I can be silent no longer.

I’m formally putting Katie-bot and Tommy on notice. Listen up… I know that you have a whack theatrical production and film to pimp out, but please leave your darling girl at home with a responsible adult, when your promotional activities require you to go out late at night. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, STOP making Suri stay up so late for no good reason. She needs her sleepy bye-byes, yo. If you do not comply, I’ll Skype Xenu and rat you biatches out!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News]

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