Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are better than you… well, maybe not better, but they are most certainly richer than you… and did I mention, more fertile?
The latest additions to the Brangelina clan, it seems, are worth a pretty penny.
The pair, who have had two undoubtedly gorgeous and stylishly dressed twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon, are set to bank $14 million for the proverbial money-shot.
People Magazine have managed to snag the winning bid, in order to bore people everywhere with 30 pages, yes 30 pages of shots of tiny babies, who, and let’s face it, will inevitable look just like anyone elses babies (!?!).
I don’t really get the whole ludicrous-amounts-of-money-for-baby-photos thing. I mean, who started it already? Was a celebrity sitting around at home, twiddling their thumbs and trying to work out how much their spawn could be worth, if they pimped them out to the media? Or, was it a bored journalist, with a budget the size of an elephant, twiddling their thumbs wondering what constructive thing they could possibly find to do with $14 million?
Either way. It is here and it is real. Although celebs like Halle Berry and Matthew McConaughey have bucked the trend.
(…At this point in her day, Amy Grindhouse is usually delirious from lack-of-sleep, after a long 12-hours of blogging and she sometimes struggles to see sense… she thinks for a minute, laughs and concedes defeat).
OK, who am I kidding? I’ll probably be posting the pics later!
Haha!
God, I hate myself, sometimes. I know better. I really do. But my curiosity and inherent nosiness both get the better of me… even when I know the premise of a story is ludicrous!
People.com know me better than I know myself and are going to taunt me with a sneak peek on Sunday night around 7PM EST.
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