Halle Berry Covers Harper's Bazaar May 2009 Issue
I was browsing porn sites my usual daily gossip, and I stumbled on Halle Berry’s cover for the May 2009 issue of Harper’s Bazaar.
All I can say about the cover above, which Harper’s Bazaar claim is of 42-year-old Berry, is “WTF… who the eff is this”.
That ain’t Halle Berry.
Maybe it is her sandy blond, washed out looking twinsy, after a visit from the photoshop bitches who did Beyonce’s L’Oreal ad. But NOT Halle.
Ok, keed, I keed. She is photoshopped like the Photoshop bitches who usually work on MooMoo Carey have got some spare time on their hands, since the star lost weight, and they are roaming around Hollywood looking for other A-Listers to photoshop into oblivion.
Ohhhhhhh kay lol. Did they do this photoshoot after she had been up for hours nursing her daughter? Or having sex with Gabriel? I’m gonna go with the sex. Those look like sex bags under her eyes.
Hey baby, thanks for leaving a comment. You are SO ON!!! I missed that. They are totally “lack of sleep from too much sex” bags
WTF?!? This is not my future wife, Halle! Where is the rest of her? She looks skinnier than she does in Monster’s Ball here! and what’s up with the bags under her eyes. Did they just take some generic actrsss, and give her some coloer and say its Halle? Yeah, that’s what they did. This isn’t Halle. I refuse to believe it!!!!
I know right. I saw the image and was like “who in the heck is this imposter”???
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