Someone who looks like Angelina Jolie @ Cannes 2009 with Brad Pitt.
I have to be honest and put my hands up like I did yesterday. This has sh*t to do with nufink, but I found this image while looking for something else and it made me curse the sky. Much in the way that my universe is shifted and deeply disturbed whenever an entire hour passes where I am not inside the pants of Señor Bale, seeing the image above jarred my world.
I recognise the dashing Brad Pitt on the red carpet at Cannes. But, um, who is that woman on his arm?
On first glance I assumed it was Morticia Adams v1.o a.k.a. Saint Angelina. Well, the thought passed through my mind that Angelina Jolie may be in some cunning “colour” disguise to throw off lazy bloggers too used to seeing her live and die all in black. But on second thought perhaps not. Oh, who the eff knows.
I thought that but the light honey-blonde haired woman wearing an elegant salmon-colour dress is NOT Angelina. I am drunk and alcohol heightens my senses. I knows me a saint womb when I sees one and that ain’t it.
Image credit to Joe Alvarez UK via Splash News Pictures.
Really? The only thing that stood out for me was the lipstick.
Perhaps I am misjudging how much alcohol helps to fine tune my senses. She just looked like another person when I was looking through the pictures.
Bitch looks greased!
…dripping with greasy goodness
that looks more like angelina from old…with reddish brown hair. did she fatten up for a role or something? m
mayvbe the aliens took away the clone that has been down hereand gave us the real angie back…lol
I was wondering about her figure, she looks “curvy” for her… cue the lazy pregnancy rumours.