Tom Cruise - who has been depserately pimping out his new movie, ‘Valkyrie’, in hopes that it won’t spontaneously combust at the box-office - has lost his BlackBerry [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Did I say BlackBerry, cos you all know that I meant CrackBerry… or do I mean BlueBerry?
Well, it was some kind of motherf*cking berry phone thing, that City players and DListers carry around with them, in plain view, at all times, in hopes of looking terribly important.
I wanted a Crackberry, when it first came out. Being too poor to afford actual crack, I thought dosing up on pointless emails and Twitter updates about my friends cats, would be the best way to go. My dealer has a CrackBerry. Or is that actual crack… I can never remember.
Oh yeah, Tom Cruise has done a TOTALLY retarded thing and lost his celebrity phone-number packed phone.
Cruise did a one-hour interview with “Entertainment Tonight Canada,” his Thetan prison bitches called the studio asking if anyone had found the device. “A search was done, but, nada,” Govani said. “So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun’s crackberry.”
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