Well it seems that the Gossip Super Friends were right! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
The EPIC gossip-gang, comprising The Sun newspaper and the b*tches behind the perpetual KMart Spears pregnancy rumours, have had their evil way, once again. I mean, really… as if it weren’t bad enough that they had just convinced the world that there was another mini Spears, in Jamie Lynn’s womb, now they have split up Guy and Madonna!
As always, the world shifts into parallel-universe-mode, when I have a nap.
Being at home and off-work today, as I am still feeling a little wobbly, after my terrible episode of cheese poisoning, I decided to write my stories for the day in the morning, just to get it over and done with, so I could just sh*t and be done with it, come the evening. I wrote my daily snark and settled down for a nap… then I wake up to this sh*t! What the f*ck?
Can you guys tell when I am having a nap? Sometimes I feel like the Gossip Super Friends of the world, sit and wait until I go out to work, or go to sleepy bye-byes and then impregnant people, give celeb babies stupid names and cause celeb divorces.
Five hours of sleepy-bye-byes and my Madonna divorce story that I wrote this morning, is already out of date. What the hell?
I know that I promised I would stay awake until Brit Brit and her colon blow, celeb-u-mentary aired in late November, but my lack of grasp of space-time failed me on that one. Turns out November is a reeeeally long way away!
Well, enough about me and my sleeping habits.
You nosey biatches are wetting your pants to know more about the now, much publicised, Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce.
Well, the pair ARE divorcing.
Turns out Guy f*cking with Madonna’s hair products was the last straw. After seven-and-a-half years, of a miserable looking marriage, the pair have thrown in the towel.
According to TMZ (CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO READ THE FULL STATEMENT):
“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 l/2 years of marrige,” her rep Liz Rosenberg said in a statement to The Associated Press. “They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time. A final settlement has not been agreed upon yet.”
Ooh, but it gets better! PNasty says the pair do NOT have any kind of pre-nup. You know, cos when Madge married Guy and his film empire, she thought it would be for keeps, see. Little did she know the relationship would go down the sh*tter and that her many, many millions (around $500+ mil.) would be at stake!
According to PNasty:
The statement, co-signed by Ritchie’s representative, said the couple have not agreed to a settlement.
More on this as it breaks…
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