Weight Watchers Would Rather Continue To Bet On Jessica Simpson’s Will Power, Thank You

Kanye West put a baby in his girlfriend in October which is news because it’s always news when people forget where they left things (this is JUST like that time you lost your iPhone and remembered you left it inside a dead hooker). Which means people with baby things are throwing them in Kim Kardashian’s general direction and copying TMZ.com on those emails because according to TMZ/ RadarOnline and whomever else, sending an email or sending random people your merchandise implies some kind of endorsement or that the person is going to use the goods (not really). Another thing that happens when you’re pregnant is everyone calls you ‘fat,’ you land a weight loss deal, you get skinny, and someone gives you approx. $4 million. Except no one wants Kim Kardashian because she’s a fancy porn star with Kanye West’s baby in her and she’s not ‘real’ enough to sell product. Jenny Craig were all ‘Nah!’ and Weight Watchers say they’re going to continue to place losing bets on Jessica Simpson’s will power. A source says Kardashian still wants to be paid to shed weight postpartum though: ‘Kim would love to get a paid gig like Jessica, but so far no one is interested. She plans to stay healthy during her pregnancy, but even so will gain baby weight that she would love to be paid to lose.’

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