Victoria Beckham New Armani Ad (May 2009) – new designer advert
Victoria Beckham can be seen in the image above in her new Armani underwear advert. The skinny wife of a certain famous soccer star is shown in just her skimpy bra and underwear.
Well, you can slap me around the face with a wet fish if there is another woman walking the face of the earth right now that can carry off this look.
Despite bearing a resemblance to Lady Speidi from the waist down (as a sister watermelon smuggler) I put to you that lady Cone Head should not be put to death. Rather, we should be carving a statue of Posh in solid Fabulous (a little known precious metal), and putting it in the center of every town. We can make the statues complete with the stuck on bubes and a smaller statue of crazy eyes TyTy Banks that can scream the word “Fierce!” over and over again.
I have lost the will to count (nor do I have the time to at this point) precisely how many underwear adverts Beckham has been in of late. My rough estimate is somewhere between three and 197,409. I mean, same diff., all the ads kind of look the same and have the same effect. Posh “stans” and mini mes scream and poop with excitement at the sight of each B&W alien-esque image, as they drown in a pool of their own panty pud. Exciting times people, exciting times.
You were quite creative in this post.
Thanks!!! I felt all congested creatively, and it all has to come out somewhere
does this woman ever smile? i don’t eveb recall her smiling when she was with the spice girls…you rememebr those dyas, right? back when she actually had meat on her bones. looks like they photoshopped some skin on her here…lol
ironically, she was the least popular spice girl, but since then she’s beome the most famous. weird, huh?
… No.
Yes.
I think I’m gonna strip down and wear lingerie to promote Celebrity Dirt. Thoughts?
Stripping can never, never lead to negative consequences. Fact.
I’d say that the simper in this pic here is actually supposed to be a smile
so much facial bone that you can hardly figure out the muscles tryin to smile all the while!!!
She looks like an Olsen twin in this picture, to me. (and they never smile either. HMMM…)
AgentBedheadcom says she looks like a surgically enhanced Ethiopian child and you know, they are right!!!