Vanessa Hudgens was photographed at Coachella licking something white off her finger. Because sitting on the ground, licking substances off unwashed fingers is just the most. The. Most. There were a bunch of reports I stayed out of, that Hudgens was doing either cocaine or Molly, ecstasy that looks like jizz, I guess.
Well, it was reported as fact by some that Hudgens had been doing drugs in broad daylight, which seemed unlikely to me the number of pictures she’s looking right in the camera. Hudgens is licking what I’d assumed to be salad dressing. She was even seen with a carton of the stuff in her lap. Not a bag marked ‘drugs.’ Salad.
But, despite the easy out, her people came up with another substance altogether… white chocolate. ‘Hudgens’ rep assures E! News that the gooey (the weather was indeed hot in the desert over the weekend) substance was just white chocolate,’ said the website. Gross. Like I said, enough with licking weird stuff off your hands. It gives my inner germaphobe an uncontrollable eye-twitch.