Last week, the Internet screamed a collective ‘…The f**k is this?’ at their screens in response to Uma Thurman’s Schweppes commercial. The French promo showed Thurman as though drunk and sex-starved. It’s below as a reminder for anyone who missed it and yet won’t miss those 66 seconds of their life. Now there are two print adverts too. For the above print advert, I kind of feel like the Busta Rhymes/ Janet Jackson What’s It Gonna Be video threw up props bought with coke money. There’s a second advert below which looks like it was taken in a grocery store, except she’s standing on a bed. Which doesn’t make any sense either. I don’t like them. Even though both were shot by David LaChapelle and I usually like his work. On the upside, drinking Schweppes seems to have the same effect as drinking a bottle of Sudafed. And I’m pretty sure Schweppes is cheaper.