HOORAH – Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are ’celebrating’ their two year wedding anniversary today [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
… and by that, I mean, Katie-bot Holmes, alien queen of all the Thetans, celebrates TWO YEARS of Scientology servitude, while still being tied up in Tom Cruise’s basement… AWESOME!
Can you imagine two phucking years of being locked in the basement of the Scientology Centre, with no natural light to recharge your specially made solar-panels (Katie-bot is a CUSTOM job, Tom Crusie doesn’t shop at IKEA bitches!)?
I hope there is at least another 10 years left on Katie-bot’s warranty.
You know how those up-selling bastards try to phuck you over once you get to the cash register, “10-year warranty, costs 5 Cheetos, today only…” they say. Sounds like a steal. But don’t fall for it. Katie’s toofs are already rusting after using them to send Morse code S.O.S.’s to Saint Angelina.
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