Mariah Carey posted the above picture to Twitter of her heavily-pregnant stomach and the random Band-Aids covering her bellybutton. She’s currently two weeks away from giving birth to her twin son and daughter; children already so petulant and impatient that they tried to deliver themselves while Moo Moo was at Sizzler, minding her own business on her birthday (Nick Cannon acts as her personal serving tray everywhere she goes). Carey wrote a message along with the picture of her painted stomach; I’m pretty sure it’s code for her naming her children Sprinkles Pop Tart Glitter and Pop Tart Glitter Sparkles. However, I’m not actually sure. And the lack of punctuation, and reliance on acronyms, is somewhere in between the travesty of the Oxford English Dictionariiiee OMG!!1! adding the same non-words to its pages and some Illuminati code to spontaneously-impregnate anyone who reads the message out loud three times.