GASP – the film that has seen tweenagers throughout the nation start wetting the bed again, in unbearable anticipation, ‘Twilight’, has opened at number 1 in the U.S. [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The film, starring two (or more) people that I am hard-pushed to care about, took $70 million during its debut, according to Friday’s estimates.
As with all successful franchises a money sucking sequel is already in the works. WOOT! Another limp film with greasy actors. Someone remind me to wrap myself in greaseproof paper, if I ever decide to go and watch this film. I feel like I would come out of the cinema covered in Robert Pattinson’s oily hair products and slide right the phuck off my seat, if I don’t protect myself.
Good to know that all the people who are (also) hard pushed to pay their bills can still afford overpriced movie tickets and snacks. Way to prioritize*!
* I KEED, I KEED!
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