Tori Spelling went into chronic overshare mode in her latest book Mommywood.
The actress and mother revealed some details you never needed to know about her personal grooming habits and the struggle to stop a jungle forming in her crotch while she was preggers.
She tells the following story of asking her husband Dean McDermott to help her keep things trim.
“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’
But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”
Excerpt from her latest book Mommywood (via The Frisky)
Tori is crazy, she tells all!
Her pubic area frightens me. Ick.
1. they let her have another book? i only saw her first book a couple of weeks ago being held buy some horrible wench buying designer coffee at a mcdonalds. seriously what could she possibly have to say that’s of interest to anybody? let alone worthy of a best selling book? i’d think people that would be a fan of hers would be people that can’t read.
2. shaves? good girl! i’d assume she waxes though. wouldn’t it be easier to get your hair done and then get your hair done? shaving, while better than nothing, can leave those nasty razor bumps and all…
3. why is she asking (and who the hell is?) dean? that kid on the floor seems to have a fantastic view.
1) Yes honey, someone let her inflict another book on the world. God knows what she is blathering about that could fill one book, let alone two. I should imagine it has lots of pictures.
2) I shall pass that info along!
3) I wrongly assumed readers would know – Dean is her spare part husband – the addition is made above to clarify. I do not think you want that view – be careful what you wish for.
WTF?!? why would she think we need to know that? this is the emobiment of TMI!!!!
Ick, I know. Double ick!
Thank you, Tori Spelling, for ruining my enjoyment of shaved mommy spots.
P.S. At least when I overshare, I’m funny about it.
That is so GD funny I wish I’d thought of it!!!