Good news ASSlee Simpson fans, your second favourite be-chinned star, Tori Speling, will soon be on your wide-screen TV, scaring the bejeebus out of you, as she parades around in super HD on Beverly Hills 90210 v2.0 [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I bet you biatches are so freakin’ glad that you got to enjoy the vapid splendor of the original 90210, without the cumbersome bother of giant TV screens and high quality images that mean you can see every pimple from across the room. Imaging the horror of watching Chinny Spellings FUG arse now. Man, it’s enough to make you wanna dig your 90’s grainy sh*tty TV and VHS outta your basement and just to avoid catching Chin-itus/ eye-herps from watching this sh*t.
Apparently talks fell through when someone told Spelling that they couldn’t airbrush out the FUG from every frame she shot on the show. It seems now that she has come to grips with her giant face and talks are back on between her and 90210 producers.
According to Entertainment Weekly’s Michael Ausiello:
“[A] show rep confirms that Spelling is in ‘final negotiations’ to return for multiple episodes, adding that her deal could close as early as today. “
WILL YOU BE WATCHING TORI ON 90210 v2.0?
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so, how long until the rest of the cast shows up, becuse we all know none of them have had a career since the show eneded…lol
They are all probably off-Broadway peeing their pants waiting for THAT call lols.