That’s why when I get my sex change operation I’m going to Hollywood and be a star.. and then I’ll get as fat as a house and pester every agent, every studio and every paparazzi fuck I can possibly annoy about getting work, “HIRE MY FAT ASS or I’ll sue for DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and then I’ll promptly fart in their general di-rection…

@ Static – I heart your comments. Makes my day when people accompany my multi-paragraph long posts with their own long commentary. More plehz The trends are cyclical and you are right, once curvy women are mere shadows of their former selves and could stand to eat a sandwich or two. They have little else left to implant and inject but I am sure they will find something!

@ Mystery Man – I <3 you MM. Did you get like a bazillion marriage proposals from giddy women after writing that? That was so sweet I wish more people could just be confident and happy in themselves too, regardless of size.

There are literally, or were I should say, tons of really sexy women that looked really hot with their signature curviness, most of which who have slimmed down to a stick figure with stiff faces, along with lips and fake tits so enormous they have their own orbits.

But I am an ass-man, so what about the ass, I ask? Oops…now we’ll be seeing ass implants so big they’ll have to bring celebrities to red carpet events by crane.

At least this new “fad” will bring the female figure back into “proportion”, and make them more balanced instead of so top-heavy. Let’s forget not to mention the dangers of trying to get them to sit down…they’ll have to spend the rest of their days propped upon their feet and their nights propped in the corner to sleep.

We’ll remember the days of yore when celebs had only botoxed faces, lip injections, and breast implants…woe is me.

Oy.

I could barely stand up – literally looked like a corpse, and it was met with nothing but positive comments. One person even wished she had been deathly ill for a month, and asked me if I were still contagious, would I breathe on her.

You cannot make this shit up.

F***ing surreal.