Check out the below for my list of the top 5 skinny celebrity mothers. You know the ones I’m talking about. They look slender and fabulous about a fortnight after having their babies and make all the regular mothers feel really bad about themselves. Everyone wants to know how they do it and what their secret to weight-loss is… these are some of the skinniest mothers right here.
#5 Kate Moss – She is obviously a model, but she is still as slender as they come, despite having been in the industry for some time. She is thin, but her figure is such (and she is so rarely seen out with her daughter) that some forget she even has a child.
#4 Gwen Stefani – This cool mother of two has been famed for her barely there onstage clothing and minuscule waist since her band No Doubt came onto the scene. Motherhood has done surprisingly little to change her trim shape and she still has that famous six pack.
See the Top 3: Skinny Celebrity Mothers and the winner under the cut.
#3 Nicole Richie – Despite currently being preggers with her second child, this woman is still a skinny mini. She returned to the size of a pea after giving birth to her first child. Here’s betting she will do the same after the birth of her second.
#2 Ashlee Simpson - The second most enviable bod goes to Ashlee Simpson. Given her sister’s curves, one might have thought that Ashlee might have struggled to shed the baby weight she’d gained during her pregnancy. Not a bit of it. She actually told Celeb Baby Scoop that she dropped the weight quicker and easier than she’d imagined.
#1 Tori Spelling - Of course this woman is the skinniest celeb mother of them all. Multiple babies and her legs are still like toothpicks. She gains what appears to be a healthy amount of weight during a pregnancy, but soon after shrinks back down to being scary skinny.
Who do you think the skinniest celebrity mothers are?
Image credit to Fame Pictures.
you forgot Milla Jovovich
She is another great one, there’s only so much room on a tiny Top 5 list. If there were room for one more, she would sooo be on there! (perhaps I subconsciously left her off as this is a snarky post and I rather like Milla too much to talk crap about her figure??)
I love that you rather like Milla – I heart Milla – am going to be buying Maxim as a gift for Tomas and self….:)
The new Maxim looks rather good, she looks stunning in the pictures
What about Heidi Klum? Eleventy children and still fabulous.
Hmmm. That’s a good one. Her, Angelina and Milla would be on this, if it were a longer list. That’s another great addition with a great figure, despite eleventy children.
P.S. I LOVE the word “eleventy”
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Ditto on “Eleventy”, Blibble
Let’s not forget the ex- and current Mrs. Tom Cruises….Nicole Kidman, and Katie Holms – Maybe they have some scientology alien -bot juice and taco regime?
Ooh, this is such a fun post. You guys come up with such great additions…
Nicole is another fabulous addition, Kelly, and she totally fits the bill. I think all the barley water or whatever it is keeps them slim.
LOLOL – You are the brilliant one who came up with this post, my darling. Now I cannot concentrate on work, just pictures of little popsicles carrying cute children dancing in my head.
holms…holmes…..bot-mom…whatever.
I usually just call her robot Katie, don’t worry, no one else actually gives a crap about her last name. She’s Mrs Tom Cruise.
I am sorry, I just looked closely at Nicole Richie, and that child is almost as big as she is. It is kind of freaking me out. Really.
Oh sweet heavens, you’re right!
And it’s the same with the Simpson one! I am expecting that the next frame of photo shows Ashley just toppling over sideways.
And Kate Moss, really , which one is Mummy? I cannot tell!
I think I need to lie down.
Upon one last horrified look, Tori looks about to collapse. Or start eating the child – I cannot tell.
My observation of Halle Berry was that she looks better that before the baby was born. She carried that pregnancy so well and looks now like nothing threw her off her rhythm. She looked so natual holding her baby. The baby and she are equivalent in proportion as well, unlike some of these other slight framed moms.
Thank you for the comment Tess.
Those are some really great observations. For sure, Halle looked better before, but she was always going to be foxy and not let a few changes to her figure post-baby put her off. Her daughter is super cute too (and I agree she’s not a scary giant baby)!