Well, that didn’t take long – according to Tom Cruise, his adorable little 2-year-old daughter, Suri, is flying past him, in the vocabulary stakes [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Tom Cruise said in a red carpet interview that Suri is an advanced speaker for her age. By that, one can only assume that he means every time Suri vomits or makes poopy, the gurgling noise which accompanies it is far greater in verbal complexity than any rabid rambling that he has managed in the past 5 years.
According to US:
“Her vocabulary is great,” Cruise said. “The ones that we love are, ‘I love you.’ I love hearing ‘I love you, dada. I love you, mama.’”
As we all know, Cruise is glib – his hair is glib, his over-bite is glib and most importantly his man tan is glib. The most intelligent thing that I have heard Cruise say, in the past few years, is “sorry” – when he apologised to Matt Lauer for being a crackhead during an interview.
If I didn’t know better, I would swear that Cruise could not form whole sentences, without consulting ’Scientology for Crackheads’. His soundbites should improve over time. However, each turd that escapes his mouf, is worse than the last. I am quite sure, at this point, that even Xenu himself is all like “DUDE, I don’t know that crazay mother phucker!”
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sounds to me like he thinks his daughter is the second coming of whoever it is they belive on over there in whacko scientology land…either that or his vocab is only what is written for him…could be both…lol
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Mystery Man – I actually read that Scientologists believe Suri is LRon’s reincarnation!
seriosuly? i was just joking about that. didn’t think i was right. what a bunch of whackos!
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Mystery Man – I’m dead serious… so are they apparently O_o