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TomKat are Ready for a Second Baby Says OK!

TomKat are Ready for a Second Baby Says OK!

According to sources who know nothing and a magazine that marries off a new couple every week, the King and Queen of all Scilons are planning to repopulate the earth. Midgets and robots can’t mate, but these people are really insanely wealthy and so nothing is outside the realm of possibility.

The latest issue of OK! magazine alleges that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are ready to bless the pages of Vanity Fair with a second baby spread. Hmm… maybe they won’t choose something so uppity this time, but something their minions can afford, if they’re growing/ breeding/ building a second baby in a recession.

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4 Comments

  1. Mystery Man says:

    so, they’re tired of the Suri model? or has she done something to upset her alien masters and they want a new one…lmao

    1. They have enough money to build another child, A.I. style – one that loves and cannot be told apart from a real baby.

  2. Mik says:

    OMG! You mean OK! magazine sometimes tells us stuff that ain’t 100% correct, tell me it ain’t so. :)

    1. I know right – it was a surprise to me too ;)