Tom Cruise has taken time out of his busy schedule of CRAY-ZAY, to give advice to MTV’s The Hills star, Spencer Pratt [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Why bother yourself with this FUG-akery Tommy?
Either you have been so busy spit-shining Katie-bot, that you did not notice the BLINDING levels of EPIC fakery on MTV’s The Hills, or, infiltration into popular tween culture is part of Xenu’s master plan to bring on the apocylypse and the quote below should NOT be read without dosing-up first.
Did any of you bitches catch Tommy on his special appearance on The Hills: Live After Show, yesterday? I didn’t. I was too busy reading through Katie-bots user manual, which I stole from a safe in the Scientology Celebrity Centre. Some interesting shit in there, yo! For example, did you know that if you play ‘Three Blind Mice’, on the harmonica, at 12:03pm on a sunny afternoon , Katie-bot will self destruct? It’s true!
Those who missed it – When asked what he thought about Speidi eloping and engaging in beach front, bikini-clad fakery, Cruise said:
“If the girl wants the wedding, you gotta do the wedding,” Tom said. “It’s a special occasion, and she’ll remember it forever. Spencer, dude. You’ll realize this later.”
Spencer took a break from waxing his taint (some call her Heidi) long enough to respond to US Weekly:
“You all know how I feel about big weddings, but if Tom Cruise says so, it must be true. If Tom’s the best man, we’ll have a big wedding!”
Watch Tom Cruise’s appearance on The Hills: Live After Show at MTV.com (13:45 mins in, if you can stand to watch for that long).
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Tom watches The Hills… wow… I’m stunned!
WTF?!? Does he have nothign better to do than sho up on reunion shows or is this just a blatant publicity stunt to get people to go see that bomb of a movie that is about to come out.
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@Taylor & Mystery Man – I bet he does watch… he’s not exactly working a lot right now. He has the time to watch that trash.