Tom Cruise has only just realised that he screwed himself out of half his audience, when he ripped Brooke Shields a new A-hole a while back (over her taking medication for postpartum depression) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Star magazine (as you all know, my favourite magazine… as it doubles as potty paper) say Cruise’s PR people are hoping to break him out of the bad habits listed below. The thought process being that if Cruise can stop coming across as a misogynistic douche for a second, he might actually win back some of his long departed female fans:
- No talking about Scientology.
- No wearing sunglasses on the red carpet.
- No showing up to premieres in fancy cars.
- Appear on women-friendly shows like The View. “It’s all very calculated.”
- No man-handling the Katie. At least in public.* “Tom needs to quit grabbing her arm and pulling her around. The idea is to make him the kinder, gentler Tom, not a controlling husband with a Stepford wife.”
*Case in point, the image above.
Fwat Da Kuck is up with Tommy dragging his robot wife around by the arm. Just pick her up by the scruff of the neck and have done with it. Actually, wheels would be easier. Don’t robots have wheels? If I were Tommy I’d put my sex robot on wheels and just push their arse around. Then no one can accuse me of ‘man-handling’ them =)
DO YOU THINK CAN WIN BACK FEMALE FANS?
Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story courtesy of Star magazine.
since i’m not a woman, i can’t say if he’ll win them back, but most of the ones i know that were his fans liked him when he was “hot” and say that he’s just a creepy old man who tries too hard now and didn’t age well. can;t say i disagree with them.
so, did he lose the remote for katie and has to drag her around by the arm now or something?
That’s what I thought. Control by remote is much less tiring.