Tom Cruise is in your Internets, stealing all your informations. Cruise and his $cilon spies are accused of crawling inside the brains of magazine editor Michael Davis Sapir, and causing trauma that only $5 freakin’ million can help repair.
The lawsuit could be due to Cruise and his drones spying and wiretapping, or it could be retaliation. Cruise sued Sapir in 2001 for $100 million, for claiming to have video of the two during naked together time. Sapir alleges that Cruise’s private investigator Anthony Pellicano illegally wiretapped his phone during the 2001 litigation and lawyer Bert Fields conspired to spy on him. Cruise’s rep is currently comatose on my kitchen floor and so cannot be reached for comment.
Image credit to ENF/Fame Pictures. Story & info. Us Weekly, TMZ.
Now this poses the obvious question:
How much of our information is stored in the Mother Ship’s computers.
They will assimilate us. All our infos am theirs.
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Resistance is Futile!
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