I don’t wanna get zapped by any one’s stray ray guns (all $cilons carry little zappy guns, like the ones on Star Trek, right?), but these pictures have me worried. Tom Cruise was photographed in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil on July 7, 2010, where he has been promoting his new film Knight And Day with Cameron Diaz. The actor was snapped as he stared out of his hotel window at the Copacabana, where he may or may not have been plotting to overthrow the whole city. I’m not gonna be dumb enough to put all his business out there, that’s what TMZ is for. But, I will say he may or may not be plotting/ gathering a colossal cache of little plastic Star Trek guns/ pondering how world domination will affect his Knight and Day promotion/ standing near the window as that’s the only way he can receive the signal, clearly, from The Leader. Photos of his pre-plotting movie promo, below.
Image credit to Reis/Fame Pictures.
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Looking for the Mother Ship!
…YES. We must close the curtains so he won’t be able to see it!