Tom Crusie has revealed that he wants to have TEN more children, with wife Katie Holmes, because he “loves kids” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
So, Katie’s robot womb needs to accommodate ten more children. Someone please call Michelle Duggar and ask her to stage a vagina intervention, in order to save Holmes from at least a decade of chaffed nips, stretch marks and episiotomies.
Cruise seems to think that any wife of his should be using her vage as a clown car. He exclusively told The Sun, “I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic. (Suri’s) so charming, she’s so beautiful, she’s just great.”
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He’s just trying to shift the focus from how much his movie sucked. Here are just a few examples of the reviews: http://starcasm.net/archives/2383
Tom Cruise doesn’t creep me out yet, but this gets him a little bit closer. He really said ten? Who does he think is going to do all the work? Oy.
@ Starcasm – Hi =) Do you think so… I am always a bit slow at noticing celeb bait-and-switches
@ Kathy – Oh my goodness, first I have to say I adore your site and will be over in a moment to say hi. Thanks so much for commenting!
He really said he wants 10 and even had the nerve to say he “hopes Katie can keep up”! SMH at Tom
10? WTF?!? katie already looks like she’s about to collapoe just from 1, can you imagfinw what 9 more will do to her? then again, he may have clones of her in the mad scientology lab…lmao yeah., that’s it. this version is just wearing down. next time we see her, it’ll be a new clone. wonder where the orginal katie is, though…hahaha
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@ Mystrey Man – LMMFAO I wish I’d put it like that. Katie will look 70 by the time she is done popping out those babies. I hope the next bot/ clone out of the lab holds up better.
God, there’s no way I’d be hefting my baby around like that, especially if she could walk. My daughter’s only 1 year old and she weighs a ton.
Bibble – Welcome to the community and thanks for leaving a comment! Agreed, Suri is carried around like a sack of potatoes and for no good reason. Katie must be unbelievably strong I too know how heavy even a really young child can be!