The marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is all but completely dissolved after only 11 days. Save for legal shrapnel that takes far, far longer. But all the negotiating is done, and Holmes scored what amounts to sole physical custody in New York City with what TMZ.com says is a meager personal settlement, money for their daughter held in trust, and no such clauses that Suri Cruise be accompanied by her mother’s bodyguard and a nanny during visitation. A source claimed there’s a clause where Scientology and Scientologists should be kept away as much as possible, out of their daughter’s life, but TMZ says that’s not true. Not that any of this matters. It sounds like there are a bunch of fertile Scientologists willing to trade their eggs for free auditing because Cruise is basically space Jesus who does his own stunts. Ex-Scientology member Amy Scobee tells E! News that Cruise is ‘viewed as a complete god because of his influence, he was awarded the meritorious award of valor… He’s viewed as integral.’ Here’s video of him receiving the medal. It’s the same video from whence we get the Crazy Scilon Cackle (worth watching in full although he gets the medal in part four).