So, on Good Friday, as every one of you slipped into a preemptive or sympathy chocolate coma, this was released. I missed it too. I’ve been farting chocolate, three days straight, and my vision’s going a little blurry from chocolate poisoning. While I raise the alarm, you can listen to the below. It’s the remix of Till The World Ends by Britney Spears. The remix features Nicki Minaj and the song’s writer, Ke$ha. Dare I say, Ke$ha should have been the one to release the song, possibly with Minaj as featured artist. This probably shouldn’t have gone anywhere near Spears. Her whole approach to the project has been phoned-in and lethargic; the song and the video. I wish I could c&p Ke$ha into the whole thing. Baring in mind I don’t even like Ke$ha. But she at least sings her song with some life, some energy. You can judge for yourself, by listening to the below audio. In related news, Minaj announced she’s not going to use her butt cheeks to clean the laps of unwashed fans (otherwise known as a lap dance). She told Power 106’s Yesi Ortiz and Felli Fel, ‘When I go [out] with Britney, no more lap dances.’ The two also spent time together, without Ke$ha, at the The Factory nightclub in West Hollywood, for Minaj’s after party (also attended by the singer’s boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and Khloe Kardashian). Photos and clips below.