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Tila Tequila Reveals She is Not Pregnant, Yet

Tila Tequila has un-followed Twitter and is spreading rumors about it, behind its back. The reality TV star and social media maven has revealed the reason for declaring she is preggers with her brother’s baby. That damn 140-character limit stopped Tequila from truth-telling and forced her to tell stinky lies.

She wanted to tell the truth and not break character, but the laws of Twitter and Crackberry prevented her from so doing. She has revelealed that she is not pregnant with her brother’s surrogate spawn, yet. She says she meant to tweet that she was about to become a surrogate. But the character limit on Twitter meant she had to leave that part out so it would fit. Um, that’s not true. Because as you read on this site she sent a series of about 6 messages and could easily have broken a message into two or three parts. Good thing she un-friended that bish, she doesn’t need someone messing with her swagger like that.

Tequila revealed that all her womb was carrying was her year’s allocation of gin. She’s tiny and her stomach can only hold so much, she has to put it somewhere.

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