At this point we know that Tiger Woods fails at many things, cheating, picking mistresses, and driving. I must have been laying in a gutter somewhere when these were released yesterday by Radar Online. It has been revealed that Tiger Woods also sucks at sending sex text messages, also known as Fail Sexts.
Woods’ pride must be taking a battering. The best he could do when allegedly trying to turn on Jaimee Grubbs using nothing but his iPhone was the following:
- Tiger Woods alleged sex text message to Jaimee Grubbs: “I will wear you out…when was the last time you got (bleeped)?”
- Tiger Woods second text message to Jaimee Grubbs: “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story and messages The HuffPo, Radar Online.
I think the messages are hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome back, sugar. I dunno really… I just think he’s vanilla trying to sound sexual. This is a little too wannabe-Colin Farrell circa 2001 for me.
Agreed.
Yawwwwwwnnnnn!
I knew I wasn’t the only one… Yawwwwn!