Tiger Woods should pick up a dictionary and learn the word transgressions. He seems to think the transgression definition means someone who rushes out oddly-worded press releases, instead of holding a press conference. The actual definition means someone who got caught failing by the media, and HARD.
The press release on Tiger Woods official website TigerWoods.com, offers the world’s longest, twisty-turniest, semi-apology. His ass still needs to get a B grade lawyer to fix his B grade cheating, so no one is really named. However, he says SOWWY for not knowing the Cheating Popo were so good at paying a buck fiddy a time to smoke out women who had slept with celebrities.