Tiger Woods should pick up a dictionary and learn the word transgressions. He seems to think the transgression definition means someone who rushes out oddly-worded press releases, instead of holding a press conference. The actual definition means someone who got caught failing by the media, and HARD.
The press release on Tiger Woods official website TigerWoods.com, offers the world’s longest, twisty-turniest, semi-apology. His ass still needs to get a B grade lawyer to fix his B grade cheating, so no one is really named. However, he says SOWWY for not knowing the Cheating Popo were so good at paying a buck fiddy a time to smoke out women who had slept with celebrities.
Read the press release from Tiger Woods official website TigerWoods.com by clicking on the picture, then clicking again in the gallery to read in full size.
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Tiger needs to come out with his wife by his side and give an interview to Barbara Walters or Ms Couric and tell the truth about the situation before he does more damage to his career. He has made a mistake and can correct the situation; none of us are Angels and if his wife is willing to forgive him and he is willing to change, then we all need to move on.