Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel, according to The National Enquirer.
Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel is refusing to talk to the media. There’s only one person she’s sharing all her non home-wrecking secrets with, lawyer, Gloria Allred. The pair have been seen together over the last few days since Woods’ accident. The same accident Woods seems to think will go away if he closes his eyes, counts to ten and hides his busted SUV in the bushes.
Tiger Woods’ mistress, who isn’t his mistress, probably wishes she were his mistress. She would make more than a few bucks on whatever TV deals/ book deals she is brewing up. For the time being, she’s hiding in the loving robot arms of her lawyer and giving the media the cold shoulder.
