Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel and hawking her baby pictures to tabloids and magazines – only problem is no one is buying! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
As you may know, the Simpson clan are a gang who are not ashamed to whore themselves out to the tabs.
Chestyca is forever dragging her friend-with-benifits around, in front of the paparazzi. Momma and Poppa P.I.M.P. Simpson are matched only by the Spears parents, in their unrelenting desire to push their children into the spotlight. They should totally cover each other in cheese and have a cheese wrestling fight, to see who will be crowned Child Pimper of the Year 2008.
ASSlee Simpson-Wentz, husband, Pete and their retardedly named baby were totally dissed by the mainstream tabs. Guy liner, spanx and a character from the Jungle Book, do not a front cover make.
A source told Page Six that ASS and Pete are trying to sell the exclusive first pictures of Bronx Mowgli, but there aren’t any takers. “Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”
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