Lindsay Lohan’s bank accounts were frozen because of her tax evasion. Not that she’s going to notice for a while because she’s often paid in cash and she hoards money. Which means she has up to several million in cash being held by her siblings and mother right now. The good news though, she faced an actual consequence for the first time in her life because the IRS don’t take Monday through Sunday off to nap unlike the LAPD and the NYPD who are yet to hold Lohan truly accountable for her actions. Although I think I know why Lohan basically decided not to pay her taxes years 2009 through 2011 and what she’s done her porn money since then. Because of course the day the IRS went ‘GOTCHA!’ and snatched her savings was the same day this $55,000 purse was released by the Olsen twins. Co-designed by The Row and artist Damien Hirst, it’s covered in prescription pills so I’ve just decided because Lohan blew all her money on this because that’s a thing I get to do.
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