According to one of the reports you missed this weekend because you were too busy looking on eBay for seats for Miley Cyrus, Lamar Odom has been using crack and possibly other drugs for years and The Prettiest Kardashian has had enough and has left him. TMZ.com has apparently been Skyping someone with the screen name ‘Queen of F**king Everything,’ who says Lamar is a serial cheating crack addict… which seems a severe…. until you remember Kris Jenner does this routinely when a male who marries into the family steps out of line. Previously, Kris Jenner threw Detective Humphries and the whole of BRANDNEWINFORMATION P.D. under the bus for… well, for not loving Kimmode anymore (she stopped loving him first, but apparently that’s fine). In any case, reports say Khloe thinks Lamar did cheat so Kris Jenner is leaking information–some true, some not true–to make Khloe sympathetic when they inevitably divorce. For now, they have separated; since Khloe throwing out her junkie husband is apparently the same as a legal separation. I don’t know. In any case, when Lamar refused a recent intervention, Khloe decided she was done. And that’s their story until Lamar dries out and releases a statement saying the hardest drug he ever did was weed and he has no idea where these stories are coming from. In any case, they’re not together anymore so in a weird way the tabloid stories of the past year have come true.