Ugh, this lot again. The leathery old skanks from MTV’s The Hills are running back towards your TV screens with carving knives in hand, and if you watch the entire season 5 of the show, then a kitten will die.
Ok, no kittens will be harmed and the bitches on the show will just bore you to death, whining about their ‘problems’, rather than wielding weapons.
But, all in all, I must say I cannot recommend with a clear conscience that anyone watch this show.
Actually, forget what I just said.
Watch it.
And then when I cave in out of boredom and kill off some braincells watching I will have someone to talk to about it. (None of my offline friends are into this diarrhea. I rely heavily on you guys and your equally questionable taste in TV to make up the difference.)
The inanity of the new Season Five of the reality show The Hills premieres on 6 April 2009. FUCK!

Say it ain’t so!!!! We must save the kittens! Then find out why this show is still around
Will do!!!
I hate Granny Conrad and I detest The Hills but I will watch the marathons as I do with pretty much all my reality shows, not worth tuning in for when they initially air.
I watch them back-to-back online, like the poorper begger I am. GO YOUTUBE!