Terrence Howard scares me… and I don’t mean check under your bed at night, ‘cos he might be hiding there… I mean he might sneak into your crib and suffocate you with a pillow, while you are asleep.
My sources (and by ‘sources’, I mean my trusty ‘showbiz carrier pigeons’ that bring me celeb news everyday) tell me that Howard is foh-shizzle on some stalker shit.
I kid you not!
These are words that come from his own mouth. Howard spoke to The New York Times:
“I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song.”
Sexi.
The song is entitled ‘No. 1 Fan’, but I think we can do better. I am thinking either ‘An Ode to Babywipes‘ or ‘I Kiss My Sweety With My Fist‘.
