Teresa Giudice Sizzle Tans commercial video is the tackiest/ saddest thing ever.
Teresa Giudice is broke and appears to be forcibly selling her home and its furnishings/ other items which could earn the bank back money it lost when she went bankrupt. Giudice denies the selling of her home, and she also denies that the foreclosure auction of her belongings is taking place. What is for certain is that she’s clearly broke. Her and her husband are around $11 million in debt and unable to pay that back (mainly citing that their near $4 million house and its gaudy contents are worthless as no one wants to buy their things second hand).
She was probably paid for this crap with a free tan and a bag of corn nuts, but Giudice decided this was a good idea anyway. She has kids to look after, and she’s probably living somewhere with just the word ‘MOTEL’ outside in lieu of a full name. I’m not even mad at her for starring in this commercial for Sizzle Tans, which has its tacky branches in Totowa, East Hanover and Parsippany, N.J.
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Proof that you can’t buy elegence or class but that you can buy a great affordable spray on tan.
Elegance, my mistake.