Teen Mom Farrah Abraham did a reverse Kim Kardashian which is not a sex position when it’s a way to single-handedly destroy any shot at legitimacy. The whorehouse is setting the moral standard these days, so of course a Teen Mom with a faltering career has turned to adult entertainment when negative attention is better than no attention at all. And like so many girls who pulled the ‘I’m stripping to pay my way through college’ card, Abraham is pretending she’s gone from reality to adult entertainment for the betterment of her scholastic career. Except, you know, for that whole part about being the producer of the tape and leaking it herself. In a statement to In Touch, Abraham called her porn movie a ‘sex tape’ and her appearance fee a ‘settlement.’ She’s basically playing MadLibs with the truth.
‘I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid. I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future. This is a risk for me to take; however, I feel comfortable with giving the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality. I am very pleased with the outcome and to have this opportunity to be an entrepreneur in another unexpected light in my life.’ [via Hollywoodite]