Taylor Swift wrote another album based on the swears written by guys on the back of her pre-written-for-your-convenience ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ Post-It Notes and feedback forms on which she’s currently averaging 7/10 for not offering turn-down service the morning after. Feedback so far includes ‘Needs to use outside voice,’ and ‘I’m a 30-year-old man and this kid still isn’t using her big girl words.’ Swift isn’t admitting to doing anything wrong. Even having a friend act as a source to further claim every one of her exes is a bad guy. A ‘source’ tells Us Weekly: ‘All Taylor wants is to be loved. She’s a prisoner of her work. It takes up all of her time. She overworks relationships. She puts so much pressure on them [and] it ultimately kills the deal. Then she’s baffled as to why it didn’t work. It’s like she’s analyzing love like a scientist, rather than just feeling it… With each relationship, she’s less and less naive about the reality of dating. She is starting to realize it’s not this imaginary fantasy with princes on horses sweeping you away.’ But THIS is the cover for the same issue on which, conversely, Us Weekly appears to be saying ‘You’re kidding, right? It’s not them… it’s YOU.’
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