Taylor Swift covers EW as ‘Entertainer of The Year’. I’ll blithely assume it’s associated to her year’s coverage and records sold, as I don’t even care enough about her career to more closely read her bio. Sleeping with Jake Gyllenhaal and being under the influence of his magical p*nis is probably helping. Ok, I’m ignoring the millions of albums sold and I’m going to say it’s her newly-found relationship that’s scored her the cover. In fact, I’m amazed they don’t reference Gyllensquints or Jakey Poo’s p*nis somewhere on the cover. Better yet, rather than this weird picture of Squints v2.0 wearing a suit and top hat, it would have been better to just put Poo’s junk. And instead of ’2010: Entertainers of the Year’, have ’2010: Magical Penis of the Year’. Jouranlism’s fun, children.