Taylor Swift writes albums by tapping emoticon surprise faces into her iPad. Because that’s what her real face looks like whenever she gets an ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ Post-It Note on her pillow when another of her suitors decides to dump her for someone less clingy and crazy. And she released an entire album full of surprise faces that everyone who’s not me bought this week because it sold 1.2 million copies. For comparison, the biggest first week sales for a female singer is Britney’s Oops, I Did it Again! which sold 1.319 million copies in 2000. And the biggest first week sales ever is NSYNC’s No Strings Attached which sold 2.416 copies in 2000. Photos below of Swift on her promotional tour of New York City.