Taylor Momsen was probably too busy masturbating at the back of class to bother paying attention to silly geography lessons. Same as I was in English Lang./ Lit. classes; hence my mastery of the language. The Pretty Reckless singer was over in the UK, and performing with her band. While on stage in Glasgow, last week, she was reported to have made an error in geography. Which p**sed off the crowd. She said, hoping to get them on side, ‘We are The Pretty Reckless and we have heard that Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.’ Oh. No, Momsen. Scotland isn’t a city/ town, or whatever, in England. It’s in Mexico. GEOGRAPHY RULES. Oh, if Mrs Smith of Failure High calls for me, I was only… checking that Sharpie. And that ruler. And the hot dogs I had for no reason.
