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Taylor Momsen Left Home Dressed Like This

This is the week for leaving home looking as though you have been beaten for your drug money by a gang of marauding hookers. First it was Mischa Barton and her mini vomit-coloured moo moo. Now it’s Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen. The 16-year-old racy actress-turned-singer fronts the band The Pretty Reckless.

Courtney Love’s armpits cried stinky tears of joy, as Momsen rubbed her face all up in there. Momsen then poked at her own eyes, repeatedly, with charcoal for that classy touch. She then removed her outer clothing and ripped her stockings, creating the look you see before you… Crack House Barbie is (not) a brand of the Mattel Corporation; push-up bra, crucifix, and stringy weave, sold separately.

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7 Comments

  1. Haha, good description of her outfit, now being a man, you will not hear me complain, unless it is about the ripped stockings, that is a shame, but the rest actually looks quite sexy….however not for stage!
    Colin.

    1. …now being a man, you will not hear me complain, unless it is about the ripped stockings, that is a shame, but the rest actually looks quite sexy…

      She’s 16, puddin’. Let’s keep that comment between you and me :P

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  4. Rocky says:

    I think Momsen looks totally hot, and I am a 28year old straight woman. I cannot find much wrong with that outfit, she is 16 and on stage performing, after all.

    I like that outfit. I don’t dress like that, lol, but I like it!

    1. Thanks for stopping by, Rocky. Yeah, she’s a pretty girl and this was worn for stage… but she does dress like this off-stage all the time too.

  5. 16? well she certainly does not look it, so no one can blame me for thinking otherwise…haha… and I said she is quite sexy… I am not interested in seeing her naked or taking her to bed. I know I am no oil painting, but I am extremely selective and I am very happily married also, so she is not this pudding’s kind of custard… haha….not that she would bother to look at me twice, so I guess there is no real danger, no matter which way you look at it. :-)
    Colin.