Today is July 26, making it 18-years to the day that our favourite repressed Hamburglar/ stripper was born. I haven’t been this excited since Miley Cyrus turned 18-years-old, and I realised that it changed nothing. Well, anyway, today is Taylor Momsen’s birthday so she’s 18-years-old. Which officially means that the next time her taped sidetidday flops out of her shirt, on purpose, as she flashes crowds and grinds with half-naked teenage girl fans, it’ll be all the less morally and legally-dubious. Who wants to bet she’ll pose fully-nude within 24-hours?
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She has been ‘legal’ on most parts of the planet for at least 2 years.
Sure. Hence the sarcastic ‘I haven’t been this excited since Miley Cyrus turned 18-years-old, and I realised that it changed nothing.’
Maybe this means that when she turns twenty she will have been long forgotten?
One can only hope.
*Crosses fingers*
Shes f-in amazing
I still can’t accustomed with her half-naked
but i really want to celebrate her 18th birthday!